"Worried by the forthcoming plague of foxes, if anti-hunting (but pro-fishing) MP Michael Foster has his way, I convened an emergency meeting of LACBOB (the noted League Against the Canine Bullies of our Bunnies, i.e. foxes). Various tasteless and hysterical suggestions are made by the huddle of bobble-hatted sissies, over whom I have the honour to be Cheif Director-General for Life.