"Interesting news from English Heritage where more than half of the historic places in their care could be put on the market. Soon you will be able to dip into your savings to buy Fountains Abbey, Silbury Hill or the White Horse of Uffington at attractive knock-down prices. This is the achievement of Jocelyn Stevens, a ferocious ex-newspaper man dubbed 'Piranha Teeth' by Private Eye, but apparently known by his cowed and terrified underlings as 'Terminator 3'."